Description: "Be it an odd and funny book about a roguish pirate captain, Charles Darwin, and a radioactive elephant ye seek, then seek ye no more!" -- Entertainment Weekly "Prose Prozac for the nautically inclined .. .gently satiric and genuinely funny . . .a seaworthy little page-turner . . .Rated: Aaarrr!" -- The Village Voice "Hilarious. Destined to become a classic of pirate comic fiction." -- Eric Idle "A treasure chest of lighthearted laughs." -- Knoxville News-Sentinel "Equal parts witty and absurd. . . . Will put a smile on the face of even the stiffest reader." -- Memphis Flyer "[Defoe] can make even pirates seem as cuddly as a teddy bear. . . . [A] funny and downright easy-to-love book." -- Sacramento Book Review

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