Description: "Jam-packed with both writing advice and jokes... this two-for-one tale is as smart as it is entertaining." -- Publishers Weekly, **STARRED REVIEW** What an amazing read, full of bizarre kid logic and fun, and brought to life with the usual care & empathy that the Story Pirates always show to young writers! --Patton Oswalt, Emmy and Grammy award winning actor and stand-up comedian Do you want to laugh? Or get yanked into a nonstop, page-turning adventure? Or be inspired to write your own story? Or maybe you want to eat a double stack cheeseburger with onion rings? Okay, if it's any of the first three, then this is the book for you. If it's the last one--sorry, we can't help you there. --Adam Gidwitz, best-selling author of A Tale Dark and Grimm and the Newbery Honor-winning The Inquisitor's Tale So zany and imaginative, it's no surprise an actual kid inspired it. You'll laugh a lot--and learn a lot, too. --Tim Federle, author of Better Nate Than Ever

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