Description: To my future assistant, In these pages lies everything you'll need to know for that day in the way-too-distant future when I am finally rich and powerful enough to hire you. Unlike most of the bosses you'll be unlucky enough to have, I'll know that your university degree should be used for more than memorising my strange lunch orders and lying to get me out of meetings with people I think are unimportant or unattractive. And I'm fairly confident that - despite being a Boss - I'll still know how to dial in to a conference call, use words like please and thank you , and even look things up on Wikipedia, all by myself. Yes, today I'm still one of you, sitting in my tiny cubicle, deprived of sunlight and counting the minutes until happy hour. But when you're my assistant, things will be different. Seriously. No, seriously. I promise. Yours sincerely, The Boss x PS. Coffee. Black. No sugar. Thanks.

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