The Health Conscious Drew: "They say that exercise and proper diet are the keys to a longer, healthier life. Oh well... Watch for my next book, "How I Died While Jogging"".
Drew the Lover: "I read the Forum letters in Penthouse thinking that I could learn from them. I remember thinking sometimes when I was having sex, "Lets see now. How did 'Surprised in Cincinnati' do it?"... If a Playboy Playmate said in her questionnaire that she liked a guy in tight pants, I would go out and buy some tight pants. If she said she liked well-endowed men with big muscles and hairy chests, I would cry".
And Drew's formula that took him from a lonely teenager to a successful mega-star... "avoid cheap cologne and cheesy bikini underwear. Don't expect sex on the first date, and never pay more than twenty dollars for a lap dance".
All this, plus a section that Drew calls "...kind of Drew Carey in the Fourth Dimension but still close enough to the real Drew to scare me". This audiobook contains adult language.