Don't Count the Candles: Just Keep the Fire Lit!
- Binding: Paperback
- Publisher: HarperTorch
- Publish date: 05/01/2000
Description:
Take it from Joan Rivers -- there's no such thing as over the hill, because the hill has been moved! Filled with the latest information as well as entertaining anecdotes and stories, "Don't Count The Candles" provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex. Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging:
-- IQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.
-- At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.
-- Eat all you want, just don't swallow it.
-- A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away -- unless he happens to be in the hay with you.
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-- IQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.
-- At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.
-- Eat all you want, just don't swallow it.
-- A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away -- unless he happens to be in the hay with you.
Take it from Joan Rivers -- you've got a lot of living left to do!
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