How to Speak Cat is the ultimate, comprehensive, and authoritative guide to learning to speak "Cat". Linguist and cat lover Alexandra Sellers has analyzed the language cats speak among themselves and written it all down: syntax, a vocabulary of several hundred words, pronunciation ... the whole ball of string.

Far more than a simple treatise on how to say "Hello, Kitty", this is a complete how-to for anyone who wants to be able to say they've got the cat's tongue. Now cat lovers will be able to express even the most subtle thoughts and feelings to their rowow mow 'aow (beautiful little cat). Imagine the untold secrets (mboh mowruh mboh) the nice humans (mbruh ma') will discover when they learn how to converse with their felines. A truly unique breakthrough book in interspecies communication, How to Speak Cat is the purr-fect gift for everyone's favorite cat person.