The Onion's Finest News Reporting
- List Price: $18.00
- Binding: Paperback
- Edition: 1
- Publisher: Random House Inc
- Publish date: 03/01/2000
Description:
The best material to ever grace the pages of THE ONION, all in one place. Sample headlines include:
-- Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia; 'Operation Vowel Storm' Will Make Countless Bosnian Names more Pronouncable (international)
-- Jesus Christ Returns to NBA (sports)
-- Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes (science & technology)
-- I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner, by Thunder the Ferret (opinion page)
-- Christopher Reeve Placed Atop Washington Monument (national)
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-- Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia; 'Operation Vowel Storm' Will Make Countless Bosnian Names more Pronouncable (international)
-- Jesus Christ Returns to NBA (sports)
-- Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes (science & technology)
-- I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner, by Thunder the Ferret (opinion page)
-- Christopher Reeve Placed Atop Washington Monument (national)
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