Do you suffer from Robot Syndrome? Are you familiar with the functions of Urine Dynamics or the Ten Year Rule? With this funny and fascinating little book, you will understand all of these terms and more. Author Mattias Goransson provides a complete list of terms for the experiences and stages of every relationship, along with brief scenarios illustrating the term or phrase. Each entry, in turn, ends with a two line exchange that encapsulates and exemplifies the term perfectly. The Relationship Dictionary is an inimitable and irreverent guide to the rituals of modern daring. Packaged so it's small enough to fit in your pocket (or Bridget Jones's purse!) this hip little handbook will be the perfect gift for the one you love -- even after the Chips Munching Phase sets in!
Some terms from The Relationship Dictionary:
The Chips Munching Phase: That period when the niceties are dropped and your loved one reveals all his or her nasty habits.
The Military Service Reflex: No matter how horrible it was when the relationship was going on, there's only room for cozy memories at the reunion.
Pizza Incubator: The feelings of confidence and trust that develop between a bachelor and his primary fast food deliverer.