Description:
The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book is like the best outrageous birthday cards rolled into one. Illustrated with black-and-white photographs, the book's edgy humor needles everyone who's suffered the slings and arrows of one too many birthdays:
-- Your friends got together to light your birthday candles. Oops, not enough friends.
-- Who's older ... you or the Earth?
-- Love your birthday. Love the celebration. Love you. Hate how young you look.
-- Believe me, fat isn't all bad. It stretches out the wrinkles.
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-- Your friends got together to light your birthday candles. Oops, not enough friends.
-- Who's older ... you or the Earth?
-- Love your birthday. Love the celebration. Love you. Hate how young you look.
-- Believe me, fat isn't all bad. It stretches out the wrinkles.
Exaggerated sentiments in The Too-Bad-It's-Your-Birthday Book will make the birthday girl roll with laughter -- and start plotting her revenge!
Product notice
Returnable at the third party seller's discretion and may come without consumable supplements like access codes, CD's, or workbooks.

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