They Call Me Mad Dog! a Story for Bitter, Lonely People
- List Price: $13.00
- Binding: Paperback
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster
- Publish date: 05/01/2001
Description:
When Tomato Rodriquez's main squeeze, the well-endowed and aptly named Hooter Mujer, swaggers off the fidelity wagon, Tomato eschews passive new age sentiment and instead plots an operatic revenge scheme to heal her deep-fried heart. Her "cunning" plan, involving whipped cream, a Bic pen, and a two-by-four goes awry, surprisingly enough, and Tomato finds herself facing a murder rap and a stay in the big House. Traumatized by tough B movie one-liners and tedious lesbian orgies, Tomato transforms herself into Mad Dog, a bitch to be watched.
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