Description: Meet Billy Chaka, star reporter for Cleveland, Ohio's hottest selling Asian teen magazine. Brash, savvy, prone to fits of karate expertise, and "hard-wired for Geisha", Billy is in Tokyo to cover a Martial Arts Championship and liaison with his friend and hero Sato Migusho, the internationally renowned director of such pulp film classics as Sex Up the Hotrod, Baby! But Sato never shows. Instead, Billy runs into the girl of his dreams, who is being chased by tattooed mobsters; finds out Sato's been murdered; and is propositioned by a secret religious order that offers him a golf club membership if he finds the mysterious woman he's already looking for. And, well, it's downhill from there. Packed with enough over-the-top fist-flying action to make Jackie Chan cry, and featuring the most loveably "cool" hero since Austin Powers, this hilarious novel is a pop culture potpourri of sub-epic proportion.

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