Talking quietly --

A is only for telling secrets.

B is only for when you have a sore throat.

C is lots of fun if you're also hiding, so people think they're hearing a ghost.

D is much nicer indoors than talking Really Loudly!

Answer: D. Take a look around your house. Are there any squirrels chattering? Lawnmowers mowing? Nope? Since it's usually pretty quiet indoors, people will hear you just fine if you're quiet, too.

If your nose starts running during a meal, the best thing to wipe it on is --

A the tablecloth -- it's nice and big.

B your sleeve -- it's always handy.

C a hanky or tissue. If you don't have one, go get one.

D why bother? Just sniffle or let it run!

Answer: C. You might think the tablecloth looks cool decorated with your snot, but no one else does. If you wipe your nose on the tablecloth (or your sleeve or arm or hand or anything but a hanky or tissue), you could gross out the other people at the table so much that they throw up all over you.