What You Don't Know About Turning 50 a Funny Birthday Quiz
- List Price: $7.99
- Binding: Paperback
- Publisher: Simon & Schuster
- Publish date: 10/01/1999
Description:
The perfect gift for all those "about-to-be oldtimers" -- this hilarious, irreverant guide to turning fifty is a never-ending compendium of laughs.
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The 101 jokes in this collection include:
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: When 50-year-olds do spring house cleaning, what's the one thing they most frequently throw out?
A: Their backs.
Q: What do you call a 50-year-old man with no gray hair?
A: Bald.
Q: Why should 50-year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they parked your car.
Q: If women are supposed to peak sexually at age 40, when do men reach their sexual peak?
A: During "Baywatch."
Q: What's in the Fountain of Youth?
A: A mixture of Retin-A, Minoxidil, and Viagra.
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