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What You Don't Know About Turning 50 a Funny Birthday Quiz

by P. D. Witte

  • ISBN: 9780671317737
  • ISBN10: 0671317733

What You Don't Know About Turning 50 a Funny Birthday Quiz

by P. D. Witte

  • List Price: $7.99
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
  • Publish date: 10/01/1999
  • ISBN: 9780671317737
  • ISBN10: 0671317733
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Description: The perfect gift for all those "about-to-be oldtimers" -- this hilarious, irreverant guide to turning fifty is a never-ending compendium of laughs.

The 101 jokes in this collection include:

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50-year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: When 50-year-olds do spring house cleaning, what's the one thing they most frequently throw out?

A: Their backs.

Q: What do you call a 50-year-old man with no gray hair?

A: Bald.

Q: Why should 50-year-old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they parked your car.

Q: If women are supposed to peak sexually at age 40, when do men reach their sexual peak?

A: During "Baywatch."

Q: What's in the Fountain of Youth?

A: A mixture of Retin-A, Minoxidil, and Viagra.

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